Assassin’s Creed 2 Trailer


I have been waiting for this and it’s almost here. At the 2009 E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo), which took place earlier this month, Ubisoft unveiled a new trailer and some gameplay for Assassin’s Creed 2. Here’s the trailer:

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Here’s a really good look at the gameplay:

So as you can see it’s going to be super badass. Since the above videos basically tell you everything you need to know about the new game, here are some of my predictions and what I’m most excited to see.

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One of the things that attracted me to this game was the story upon which the game is built. I like the character of Desmond Miles (the guy through whom you access the actual assassins). I like the conspiracies that the protagonist has to unwind.I’m guessing with the addition of Da Vinci we will delve into legends surrounding the Illuminati, the Catholic church and continue with the Knights Templar. Maybe this game will involve the Spear of Destiny or the Shroud of Turin?

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I’m interested to see what happens in the present time inside the game. At the end of the first game we find out that Desmond’s relatives are trying to rescue him. Apparently they are all killed in their effort. I’m hoping they explain that more. I’m also anxious to see what abilities Desmond acquires. My prediction is that Ubisoft will release games that are set closer and closer to present time and eventually Desmond will acquire all of the assassin’s abilities and escape Abstergo (the company that is holding him).

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Found out that the movie Jonah Hex is going to be at comic-con. Megan Fox is in that movie. She’ll be there…and so will I.



Terminator 5, Vader’s Helmet, Thomas Jane


Just found this link on IMDB.com for Terminator 5. There’s all kinds of speculation (see here and here) flying around already about another trilogy, if Robert Patrick (he played the T1000 from T2) will be in it and how the time line will be setup. Apparently, taking a huge dump on one Terminator film wasn’t enough for the raging douche that is McG.

New Terminator movie set for 2011 release

New Terminator movie set for 2011 release.

Also, if you’re like me and you’ve always wondered what the inside of Darth Vader’s helmet looked like: wonder no more.

Luke....I cant see you because the lenses on my helmet are completely opaque.

Luke....I can't see you because the lenses on my helmet are completely opaque.

Thomas Jane’s career has finally come back into the public eye–albeit in a strange role. I enjoyed him in The Punisher (the one that came out 2004) and have been hoping that he got more work. Now he has his own show on HBO called Hung. The story is that his character, Ray Drecker, has lost his job and must become a gigolo to make ends meet. You can gather from the title of the show that it will be about his huge Johnson.

Lastly, check out this sweet DVD of 62 classic frontier town old time radio broadcasts.

Yes.

Yes.



Back to the Lecture At Hand


Greetings. First post in a while. Been busy with a new book. It’s finished now but I’m editing it which is super boring. The book will be about the church’s Lost Generation and will be similar to my article entitled The Lost Generation.

There’s a new trailer for the disaster movie 2012. I think it’s going to suck. It’s directed by Roland Emmerich, the guy who did Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow and Godzilla. All of his movies follow the same plot lines. Here’s my review of his movie that hasn’t even come out yet.

Here are some other links to think about.

California legislator, Democrat political hack and total dumb-ass Noreen Evans is quoted as saying “living within our means, means nothing”. She’s on the committee that is making our budget for this year. Awesome job. Good work. Here’s the article.

I had a bee infestation on my back porch. There were 30,000+ Africanized bees living inside my couch. I asked a bee keeper to come out and take them away instead of having them exterminated (there’s a honeybee shortage). Apparently, the bee keeper could tell that they were Africanized because they flew right out of the hive and started attacking his face. Some pictures:

They cut the back open and this is what they found.

They cut the back open and this is what they found.

And finally, here’s a video of me shooting a shotgun.
with that shotgun

That’s all for now. Check back soon. Tell all your friends.

Sincerely,

The Ruler Of Nations



Thanks, Mexico.


Thanks a lot. You give us rampant illegal immigration, cheap labor that cripples technological development in the agriculture industry, horrible beer, drugs wars and now pig flu. Nice work. Good job.

Hecho En Mexico

Hecho En Mexico

I made this image. Feel free to use it however you like…unless you put it on shirts or other merchandise that you sell or intend to sell. Then I will sue you for money even though I borrowed the images used to make this image from someone else.



Rick Santelli of CNBC



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